Feliz Dia del Amigo! (Happy Friend's Day)

It's really hard to find a friend that is:
(Es difícil encontrar a un amigo que sea…)

98% Funny (Gracioso)
97% Talented (Talentoso)
99% Cute (Lindo)
98% Loving (Cariñoso)
99.5% Smart (Inteligente, y…)
And… 100% Awesome (Genial)

So, you better take care of me, or you'll loose me, OK?!
(Así que.... Cuidame, o me perdes, ¿ok ? ?? !)